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Way’s to turn a man down… #1

He: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

She: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

Tough job ahead

Tough job ahead

Joke

A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, “Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?” He says, “Why? Are my eyes bulging?”

Another Super Bowl 2012 ad. This one for M&M’s has the characters performing LMFAO’s sexy and I know it. Hilarious.

Great Doritos ad made for this years Super Bowl

It’s not what it looks like

It’s not what it looks like

I’m not sure if this will catch on. It’s the “Butt Cleavage” dress.

I’m not sure if this will catch on. It’s the “Butt Cleavage” dress.

Having a bad Valentines day? Just be glad you didn’t get a card like this.

Having a bad Valentines day? Just be glad you didn’t get a card like this.